I was really hoping that you wouldn’t disappoint me.
Earlier I asked my 24 year old brother if I could have one of his fries and he said, “I don’t know, I already named them all.” So I pointed to one and asked, “What’s this one’s name?” to which he immediately replied, “Stephan.”
My style would be so much cuter if everything looked good on me ‘cause the very few things that look good on me aren’t my style.
My sister’s looking at old pictures and when she found one of me as a baby I heard her whisper to my mom, “She kinda looks like Shrek.” LIKE OH MY GOD THANKS
My dad makes me so angry
Going to the doctor today wasn’t too painful (mentally), and I found out that I lost ten pounds. So that’s good. I was planning on just being a vegan for a month but I think I’m going to continue with it.
When I was in elementary school we weren’t allowed to say or refer to Santa.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind gets me every time I watch it.
This whole constantly fainting thing is getting so old.
I’m like 80 percent sure I’m going to try out being a vegan.